he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.