haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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You. Win. At. Life.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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