I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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