Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
