As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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