some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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