i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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