We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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