I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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