Church boner. Awkwardddd
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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