I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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