i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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