You just made me feel so damn special
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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