dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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