I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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