I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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