I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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