i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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