dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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