We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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