some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i out mim tonsoeep
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