I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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