i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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