Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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