Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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