oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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