That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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