Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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