This dress was meant to end up on your floor
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm passing your future prison.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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