PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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