i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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