Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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