There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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