The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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