Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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