is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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