yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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