talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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