Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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