whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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