im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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