Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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