omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you never un-have a 4some
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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