Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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