3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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