So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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