Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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