dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
that's an acceptable place to lick
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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