Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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