He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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