Its about making memories worth repressing
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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