to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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