well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
