Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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