lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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