you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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