So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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