Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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